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March 24 2020

Social distancing dilemma
“You’re supposed to stay six feet away, but what does that even look like?”
“It’s about one and a half alpacas.”


Shout first, questions later
Upon discovering a man with a trolley loaded with toilet paper, soap and wet wipes, a supermarket customer launched into a lecture. After admonishing the man for being irresponsible and selfish for hoarding essential supplies, the man calmly pointed to his staff badge and asked the customer if he could continue stocking the shelves…


Bird flu
We thought gatherings of more than fifty were banned?

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Has anyone else noticed that the Wanaka tree has had a wee bit of a trim?