April 21 2020
Fishing spotting now a sport
The calm days of Autumn and the stillness of the lakes have inspired trout to untangle from the weeds and loiter among the surface of Lake Wakatipu. Schools of trout have been spotted along the narrow walking trail of Kelvin Heights which (ironically) gives a heightened advantage for viewing. Some residents have been unable to fight the urgent and have been caught out for casing a line in.
Don’t forget your roots, my friend
27 days without going to the hairdresser has caused distress among salon socialites. Grey hair-producing women are mortified as sights of regrowths start to take over the roots. Fail touch-ups attempts using box dye has already swept the net world wide.
A Hamilton lady went viral after using a knife to re-fresh her hair-do. Her video a desperate plea to get out of isolation. Reports confirm she’s happy with the mullet.
Hunting 5G Aotearoa
Local tinheads start there own lockdown webseries - Hunting 5G Aotearoa.
Episode 1 gathered over 2,000 views, 9 shares and 49 comments of support. A comedic pisstake of Maori TV’s Hunting Aotearoa, their shows aim is to hunt down 5G cellular networks and set social media traps. The use of tinfoil in props is impressive.